Dad Jokes

Started by Tom Nunamaker on Oct 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Posted Oct 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM Edited
What kind of award did the dentist win? 
 


 A little plaque!
Posted Oct 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How do witches make sure their hexes are correct?


They use a spell checker.
Posted Nov 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What room does a ghost not need?



A living room.
Posted Nov 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?



A sand-witch.
Posted Nov 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
What's the best way to communicate with a fish?


Drop it a line!
Posted Nov 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Where can you get chicken broth in bulk?


The stock market.
Posted Dec 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
What music frightens balloons?


Pop music!
Posted Dec 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
How do you make the number one disappear?


You add a "g" and it's gone.

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